Old Man Blues

(05-04-11)

Somethin' odd happened in this dream episode. We all know Randy "The Natural" Couture, sometimes known as Randy "Captain America" Couture.

If you don't know him yet, he's the oldest fart that ever became UFC champion, both at heavyweight and light-heavyweight classes. Pretty impressive because he always proves his doubters wrong by displacing champs and whippin' the asses of contenders who are twice as young as he is.

Now with a shield like that, who couldn't?

Now old man Couture had this pupil named Gina Carano. The chick's so hot(for me) that she's currently named "The Face Of Women's MMA".

She could also be the face of most (soft) porn mags.

Currently, Gina's training with Greg Jackson's camp. So what the fuck's she doin' at Extreme Couture?!? Right then and there, I should have known that I was dreamin'.

And that's not the only weird thing. In my dream, Randy and Gina sparred. In reality, Gina's ass would've been handed to her by Randy on a silver platter. But here in dreamland, Randy's ass was beaten to a pulp! It's so funny to see a grown man get beaten up by a pretty lass.

Especially if the old man looks like a rapist.

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