The Local Cartel

If you think that drug cartels sprinkled with all-out violence and blood only operate in places like Mexico and Colombia, you're mistaken.

Like this, but Mexican. And drugs only!

They also operated here. In my dreams that is. They fuckin' operated here in the Philippines!

I could attest to that because I was one of 'em fuckin' drug couriers or somethin'. We were in this car and it was bein' driven so fast. I kinda' wanted to yell to the driver to slow it down, but I can't fuckin' scream! My eyes were just fixated on the road.



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The Cousin

My girlfriend has this cousin named Ycah. Ever since I met her, she had no boyfriend.

A nun she ain't

Now in my dream,I don't know why the fuck I was kissing her. But she cut short our lip-locking because she said she already has a boyfriend. She met him through this rock website or somethin'.

She said she liked her new boyfriend because he's hardcore and a chronic gambler. I was like, WTF? Then consciousness took over.



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