The X

I had this ex-girlfriend named Jen. We could never be the same again. I mean, there's no snowflake's chance in hell that we could get back together again, just like Humpty Dumpty's broken eggshell.

Now the weird thing was that in this dream, Jen and I are together again. We reconciled or somethin'. WTF?!?

The Showbiz Girlfriend

We all know who Angelica Panganiban is. I mean, lots of people here in the Philippines already know, or have already heard about her or somethin', one way or another.

For all you giblets not in the know, she's this former child star who has flourished into aomethin' yummy. She was just a kid with an angelic face.

But now? Va-va-vrooooooom!!! She's hot as fuck, with big boobs and stuff. You know, the fuckin' package! That's why I sorta' envy Derek Ramsey(Angelica's current boyfriend) a lot because he gets to bang such a fine specimen of yummy tits.

Goin' back to my dream, Angelica Panganiban was my girlfriend. They've already broken up with Derek, due to the fact that Angelica thinks that I'm better than Derek when it comes to sex. Now that's what I'm talkin' about.

Now can you say Maria Ozawa or what?!? Let's get it on!