Friday, June 18, 2010

Debut Drunkard


My college crush Abi Gabriel(who looks like Shu Qi, that's how hot she is!) was in this debut party. Now I didn't know what the fuck I was doin' there, but there we were. I didn't even know who the debut celebrant was! I was just....there.

Abi was havin' shots. Shot after shot, she downed 'em all. Then suddenly, she was sprawling on the floor, with her legs spread wide apart! She was piss-drunk! And she was begging for someone to fuck her.

Now I'd do that in a heartbeat of course. Too bad the elderly people were carrying her to a room where I am not allowed. Booo!

The Rock Star


We all know that Bamboo is the biggest band right now in the Philippines(name me another band bigger than Bamboo, and I'll give you one peso).

Well in this dream, Bamboo's bassist Nathan Azarcon and drummer Vic Mercado had a side project or something. And believe it or not, I was the front man! I played all guitar while singin'! We were a trio, like Nirvana. And I easily held my own against these 2 rock stars! Unbelievable because in real life, I am not a lead guitarist! But here, I played like Jimi Hendrix! Fuckin' unbelievable!

Well anyway, there I was, tearin' it up in the local music scene. And I was bein' advised by my former mentor Archie Uy. He said that I must be careful because rock stardom could ruin my life easily.

Now I wasn't really thinking that he was jealous because I am up there and he's not. It's just that he was concerned that I would fall into the deep abyss if I don't take care of myself. Advice taken sir!

FEU Chick Cuddling Session


I've had a couple of FEU chicks before. But this one in my dream was just too hot! She looked like she was a Harvard or Brent(or some local international school here) student! You know, with the foreigner mom or dad.

The dream was lame because there was no hardcore action going on. It was just that we were cuddling. That was it. No kissing. No kissing! All pure cuddling. Booooooo!

Caugh In The Act


There’s this nice team manager at the office named Kristine Jesena(a.k.a. “Em”/Mon Paniqui’s ex-girlfriend I think) who loves to walk around the floor and attend to the agents’ needs(she’s very pro-agent, which is nice). The thing was that she always catches me “Facebooking”! She has already caught me twice and she has already warned me sternly, “Isa pa Syd ha, isa pa.”[“One more time I catch you Syd, you know the deal”].

Now in this dream, she has caught me a third time! That was it for me I thought. She was sure to give me a warning! But somehow, I ended up without a warning, and we became textmates! Which was weird because I don’t kiss managers’ asses and I don’t exchange text messages with them. Weird!