(Another) New Incentive Scheme

Another one of 'em "realistic" dreams. I really thought it was true. It was about a new incentive scheme bein' rolled out in the office. That account always changes schemes like once every 4-6 months (for some fucked-up reason). So I was really shocked in my dream when they rolled out another new scheme because they just rolled out one like a month ago.

In my dream, I was sittin' in front of my desktop when I received an email. It was about the new scheme of course, with charts, graphs and everything explaining the new scheme. When I saw it, I groaned and almost said WTF out loud because the new incentive scheme rolled out was an even tougher one. Seems like the incentives are gettin' harder and harder to obtain to the point that they should just stop givin' out incentives so we won't feel any pressure.

All I can say is that, "Fuck big-time companies from India who treat us like the 'pariahs' of their society!" Fuck you!

Eyebrow Blues

This dream was pretty pointless. I mean, what’s the point of scratching or outlining the eyebrow? I mean (man lots of “I means” right there), bein’ chased around by zombies is fun, But this is somethin’ else! If it wasn’t for Mica in my dream, this would be nonsense.

SO there I was in dreamland, lying down. But I wasn’t lying down just anywhere. My head was resting on Mica’s lap. She was sitting on a bed.

Now the weird thing was that why was I resting on Mica’s lap when we’ve already broke up durin’ dream time? I should’ve known that it was all a dream due to that fact.

Another weird thing was what she was doin’ while I lying on her was that she was sorta’ scratchin’-slash-oulining my left eyebrow with her forefinger. Well whatever it was that she was doin’ sent a thrill thru my skin!

And the proverbial, “Then I awoke…”

Slippery When Wet

This dream just opened with me on the road all of a sudden. I was in this metallic, stainless steel covered vehicle. My guess that it was either an owner-type jeep, or the usual passenger jeepneys (or is that "jeepnies") that you see around.

It was drizzling, and the road was slippery. I wasn't alone for there was this one guy there sitting across from where I was at. I didn't know him, but I sensed that he was kinda' terrified too.

The reason for our terror? Well, the driver was a madman! He was speeding at what seemed like 130 km/hour! And he was swerving and shit. And remember, the road was slippery as a virgin's pussy! So one wrong turn, and we're like maggots crushed inside a can of coke!

Good thing that I didn't end the dream wherein I was just road kill! I became conscious. "Time to wake up to abnormality fool!", I thought to myself...But still, that was fun, and one helluva drug! Err, ride I mean.

Long Time No-Text

I have this friend/former classmate/schoolmate named Kristan Aldover (a.k.a. "Stan"). Last time that I've spoken to this dude was back in college I believe. We only get in touch via Facebook I believe. The point is that, we don't get to see each other. I always get to see my friends that are also his friends (like Mesh and RJ), but not him. Though I knew him first than Mesh And RJ.

Anyway, in my dream, I got to receive a text message from Stan sayin' that we should hang out or something. He's tellin' me to meet up and stuff. But in reality, I don't even have Stan's number on my cellphone. Pretty baffling..