There’s this friend of mine from Laguna named Ehmz. And she’s got this chick friend named Van. Now I ain’t close with van, so what she did to me in my dream was unacceptable.
See, what happened was that I was drinking with some buddies (I forgot who they were in this dream). We were sittin’ on a carpet and I was lying down, facing the floor.
Then all of a sudden, Van appeared and lifted both of my legs up, suspending me in a wheelbarrow-like position. Not only did she let me hang. She fuckin’ slammed both of my legs to the ground. That bitch!
Now if that wasn’t enough, she didn’t apologize when I asked her to, and she was running away too! Now that really pissed me off ‘cuz I couldn’t catch the ho!
No while I was plotting my revenge (I was thinkin’ of pourin’ a whole pitcher of beer on her head while she’s drinking w/her friends), I awoke. Shoot!
