This dream was in the 3rd person point-of-view. It involved a farmer and a crying pig.
The farmer's appearance shows how Americanized my subconscious is. Instead of seein' the usual local farmer, I saw a rednecked one. Complete with straw hat and a jumper. A genuine hick from the sticks!
Now this farmer was feeding this pig. Or should I say hog because of its size? It was a big piggy, as big as the hairy yahoo himself. And because of the pig's slobbering movements, it almost swallowed a coin that the farmer was holding. I was just wondering why the farmer was holding onto a coin while holding a container of pig food. That wouldn't make his work any easier.
Good thing that the pig was able to cough it out. But unluckily for it, the farmer was enraged. so he roared at the top of his lungs to the pig, which proceeded to cry like a human child. I had this weird look on my face like "WTF is a pig doin', cryin' like a human being?!?" Poor pig...
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