Thursday, February 25, 2010

The Gay Dad



I have this friend named Edu. And he has a dad who's a heck of a chef! Cooks succulent meals everytime we drink beer at their house. And his dad's a clear-cut man! If you know what I mean.

Well in this weird dream, his dad's a homosexual! As in "faggotty"[sorry for the term] gay! I don't know how I discovered this. All I know is that I somehow saw his dad's hips sway as he was walkin' to their kitchen to fix us somethin' to eat.

Bein' the frank and straight-forward person that I am, I asked Edu, "Man, bading ba tatay mo?"(Man, is your dad gay?)

He replied, "Wag ka maingay pare ah. Oo, bakla nga siya. wag mo nalang ipagkalat."(Yes, he's a homosexual. Just don't tell the others.)

And then I woke up. Damn I didn't even get to follow up on his dad's homosexuality! I wasn't even aware that I was dreamin' for his dad's gayness was really fuckin' unreal!

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