Friday, January 22, 2010

The Brawler


I just had a dream like 2 hours ago. it involved another high school mate. Well actually, there were 2 of 'em. But I really couldn't remember the 2nd one. Fuck memory loss and its effects!!

Well at least I vividly remember the other guy. It was high school bud Nigs Brizuela.

See what happened was that there was like an altercation that happened. It was in an Ateneo High School classroom too. What am I doin' there after 10 years? i don't know. Ask the Dream God.

Well anyway, I just tried to check the scene out when Nigs suddenly pushed me away from the fight sayin, "Tayo nalang, suntukan!"[Let's fist-fight right now!]. And there was this other scrawny guy beside Nigs who was like, "Ano?! Duwag ka naman eh!"[C'mon, coward!]

This really turned me on, because I' really looking forward to punch someone in the face, just to relieve some stress and tension. So I went like, "Tangina ka(pointing to the scrawny one) maghintay ka jang sidekick ka. Ililigpit ko lang 'tong boss mo(referring to Nigs)[you sidekick son of a bitch, just wait for your turn, I'll deal with your boss first].

And there I was, slugging it out with those two. Unfortunately, my face got busted pretty bad. But they're now happily swimming with the fishes! I knocked 'em out both cold.

The Cock Sniffer


Man these dreams keep gettin' weirder and weirder. The shorter the dream is, the more nonsense it seems to me.

Like this dream that just occured. It was about this guy, I forgot who he was. I believe he's BJ Palattao[a high school classmate].

Well it was like our retreat or somethin'. And I was in my dark room, fast asleep. Suddenly, there was a rustling feeling comin' from my groin. Then I felt something poke the edge of my dick. Turns out it was that guy and he was smelling my dick's edge and I said, "What the fuck is up with you fagg?!?"

Then I awoke. Pretty gay dream right there. Just glad it didn't come to somethin' else...

Saturday, January 16, 2010

The Madman's Lab


[01-11-10]

I was a lab experiment. They stuck something way bigger than a needle in all the spaces in between my vertebrae. I'm like a human being milked in the matrix or somethin'.

And it wasn't only me. My elder bro GP was also in this container suspended in a clear, yet greenish liquid. A lot like where Wolverine was in when he was being experimented on by the US gov't.

There's like an electric shock that coursed through my entire body everytime they stuck those tubes into my spine. And by the 3rd spine semi-impalement, I suddenly jolted myself awake!

Rape Me


I had a dream where I was about to get raped by a big lummox[well that's how they called it in Ren and Stimpy], or you know, those big, hairy, lumbering oafs.

And this oaf was gay it seemed!!

I don't remember who I was with, but I knew we were drinking liquor. I knew I was drugged. Or as that Ramones song goes, "Somebody Put Something In My Drink". The reason is that I ain't weak enough to pass out and get groggy from a couple of beers. No, not me!

Next thing I knew, this lummox was hovering above me, sniffing, kissing and caressing me. I was like "No please!!" while passing in and out of consciousness. now I know how a girl feels like gettin' raped.

And the dream eneded right about there.

~the end~

Monday, January 4, 2010

Deja Vous-esque


[12-14-09]

I had this dream the night before that rakrakan shit went down last Saturday. It was somehow about Rozmic a.k.a. "Turk".

Believe it or not, it was like deja vous when it happened in reality. Though on a weird side note, it was kinda strange that the dream was happenin' even before the rakrakan thingy was gettin' started!

In that surreal and subconscious event, we were there in the Blue Wave parking lot[though I haven't been there yet during the actual dream time, which was the real time, man that's kinda' confusin'!], just like where the gig said it would be on Saturday night.

There was this crappy band playin' on stage, and it was like 10PM or somethin'[I arrived 1210AM]when Turk said "Uwi na kame tsong"[man we're goin' home].

I just said, "Ingat tsong!"[take care my friend!] then the dream like ended there.

The thing that didn't make the actual thing a "complete" deja vous was the fact that we actually left almost at the same time. That was when the gig sorta' ended.

I believe the ending of the dream signifies the end of the gig.

End of dream tale...