Old Man Blues

(05-04-11)

Somethin' odd happened in this dream episode. We all know Randy "The Natural" Couture, sometimes known as Randy "Captain America" Couture.

If you don't know him yet, he's the oldest fart that ever became UFC champion, both at heavyweight and light-heavyweight classes. Pretty impressive because he always proves his doubters wrong by displacing champs and whippin' the asses of contenders who are twice as young as he is.

Now with a shield like that, who couldn't?

Now old man Couture had this pupil named Gina Carano. The chick's so hot(for me) that she's currently named "The Face Of Women's MMA".

She could also be the face of most (soft) porn mags.

Currently, Gina's training with Greg Jackson's camp. So what the fuck's she doin' at Extreme Couture?!? Right then and there, I should have known that I was dreamin'.

And that's not the only weird thing. In my dream, Randy and Gina sparred. In reality, Gina's ass would've been handed to her by Randy on a silver platter. But here in dreamland, Randy's ass was beaten to a pulp! It's so funny to see a grown man get beaten up by a pretty lass.

Especially if the old man looks like a rapist.

*images from http://images.wikia.com, http://media.comicvine.com, http://ia.media-imdb.com, http://www.myfightplanet.com

High School Hang Out

[04-28-11]

I had another dream involving Ateneans. I wonder what is it about Ateneans that I'm always dreaming about them this past couple of days. Must be Ateneo month or somethin'.

Or the fact that they just love 420.

Anyway, the dream took place here at home. An unknown(or should I say unidentified because I can't recall who it was) Atenean was drinkin' with a bunch of my other Atenean friends. Now this particular unknown got expelled from school because of marijuana possession.

There goes that 420 connection again.

Pretty stupid on his part I should say. Very unbecoming of an Atrenean.

I was tellin' him how stupid he was when I awoke. It really seemed so real that I was looking for my former schoolmates even if they're really not there.






8images from .the40yearplan.com, 3.bp.blogspot.com

Troublemaking Ateneans

[04-28-11]
This dream involved me and a group of Ateneans in a Greenhils restaurant. One of the Ateneans shouted obscenities or somethin' to another group of customers from a different table.

Trouble ensued of course. As expected, fists and plates were flyin' all around.

A li'l weed could have eased the tension.

In fact, the trouble was so big that it was all over the news!

When I got home, a friend from our subdivision told me about what happened, because he knows I am an alumni.

Virtually a gossip girl.

I just told him bluntly that I was there. That we were in fact the troublemakers.

If that happened in real life, we would be huge disgraces to the Ateneo.

An actual Atenean disgrace.

*images from profile.ak.fbcdn.net, the40yearplan.com, flavorwire.com

The Specs

[04-25-11]

I have this pair of shades. A new pair I should say. My gf chose it for me, that’s why it’s extra special.

Special specs. Spec specs. Get it? IDC, I LOL’d!

Before I went home last (Black) Saturday, those shades were with me. But in this dream, my girlfriend Mica and some other woman were callin’ me up, hysterically tellin’ me that my shades were stolen.

His shades are way better stealing material.

On my end of the phone, I calmly and sleepily said that they shouldn’t worry, and that everything’s in good hands.

Then I slept again, not thinking that was just a prelude to consciousness

I’m still ridin’ my unicorn, dammit!

*images from unicorn-pictures.com, greatpriceshere.com, barriosiete.com

The Local Cartel

If you think that drug cartels sprinkled with all-out violence and blood only operate in places like Mexico and Colombia, you're mistaken.

Like this, but Mexican. And drugs only!

They also operated here. In my dreams that is. They fuckin' operated here in the Philippines!

I could attest to that because I was one of 'em fuckin' drug couriers or somethin'. We were in this car and it was bein' driven so fast. I kinda' wanted to yell to the driver to slow it down, but I can't fuckin' scream! My eyes were just fixated on the road.



image from: popfi.com

The Cousin

My girlfriend has this cousin named Ycah. Ever since I met her, she had no boyfriend.

A nun she ain't

Now in my dream,I don't know why the fuck I was kissing her. But she cut short our lip-locking because she said she already has a boyfriend. She met him through this rock website or somethin'.

She said she liked her new boyfriend because he's hardcore and a chronic gambler. I was like, WTF? Then consciousness took over.



image by: premodeconhist.files.wordpress.com

Midnight Munchies

Mica hasn't been to my house, ever. But in this dream of mine, there she was sleepin' soundly in my room. I don't know how she got there. all I know is that she was there sleepin' in my bed, while I was sleepin' on the floor outside my room.

Then when midnight came, we awoke and midnight-snacked in the dining room. We munched on brownies. I just can't recall if they were THC-laced brownies.